G,D&R

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Grin like a fool, duck to avoid getting hit, and run like your pants are on fire.

My cousin texted me 'Your face is uglier than a dead rat.' I G,D&R'd like I was running from a fire truck.

My friend said, 'You’re the worst rapper since a chicken tried to rap.' I G,D&R'd and hid under my bed.

My mom said, 'If you don’t stop eating ice cream for breakfast, I’ll throw you out the window.' I G,D&R'd like I was escaping a dragon.

You laugh, then you crouch like you’re hiding from a monster, then you bolt like you’re being chased by a goat.

My buddy said, 'You’re dumber than a goldfish with a brain injury.' I G,D&R'd and ran into a wall.

My teacher said, 'If you don’t stop talking, I’ll turn you into a chicken.' I G,D&R'd and sprinted out the door.

My dog barked at me like I was a thief. I G,D&R'd and hid behind the couch.

You smile like you’re winning, then you hide like you’re being chased, and then you run like your life depends on it.

My friend texted me, 'You’re the worst at video games since the first baby played Mario Kart.' I G,D&R'd and tripped over my cat.

My brother said, 'You’re lazier than a sloth with a nap.' I G,D&R'd and ran into the kitchen.

My dad said, 'If you don’t clean your room, I’ll throw you out the window.' I G,D&R'd like I was running from a tornado.