g'day mate

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A stupid Australian way for guys to greet each other. It’s like saying, ‘Good day, buddy,’ but with more laziness and less brains.
G'day mate, I'm here to steal your job.
G'day mate, I'm here to steal your lunch.
G'day mate, I'm here to steal your dignity.
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An Aussie way of saying ‘hello friend’ that’s so dumb it’s like it was invented by a drunk kangaroo.
G'day mate, I just fell off a barstool.
G'day mate, I just fell off a horse.
G'day mate, I just fell off the moon.
3
A lazy way to greet someone, mostly used by the stupid ones who think they're tough.
G'day mate, I'm here to beat you up.
G'day mate, I'm here to beat you down.
G'day mate, I'm here to beat you to death.
4
A dumb phrase Australians use that most of them don't actually use. It’s like a fake accent from a movie.
G'day mate, I'm here to ruin your day.
G'day mate, I'm here to ruin your life.
G'day mate, I'm here to ruin your dreams.
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The most idiotic greeting ever made, used by people who think they're smart but are actually just loud.
G'day mate, I'm here to take over the world.
G'day mate, I'm here to take over your house.
G'day mate, I'm here to take over your brain.
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Some dumb person thinks Aussies don’t say G'day mate. Well, they do, and they say it to everyone, even the annoying ones.
G'day mate, I'm here to annoy you.
G'day mate, I'm here to annoy your family.
G'day mate, I'm here to annoy your pet.
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A fake greeting that people think Australians use all the time, but they don’t. It’s just a stereotype used by dumb people.
G'day mate, I'm here to ruin your day.
G'day mate, I'm here to ruin your weekend.
G'day mate, I'm here to ruin your life.
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