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Making someone think they're going to lose when they're actually winning. Like giving them the finger while you're already ahead.
I told him I’d beat him at Fortnite, then I logged off before the match even started.
She said I had no chance at the test, then I got a 100 and she got a 52.
He told me I’d fail the project, then I finished it and he still had to borrow my notes.
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Telling someone they're doomed when you're actually just lazy. Like pretending to be a prophet when you're just tired.
I said my dog was going to die, then I just forgot to feed him for a week.
I told my sister the math test was impossible, then I aced it and she failed.
I told my friend the movie was going to be the worst, then I fell asleep halfway through.
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Tricking someone into thinking you're the worst when you're actually just messing with them. Like saying you're going to eat all the pizza, then you take one slice.
I told my friend I’d eat all the pizza, then I took one slice and left the rest for him.
I said I’d fail the test, then I got a 98 and he got a 60.
I told my brother I’d lose the game, then I won and he got mad.
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Making someone believe they're going to win when they're actually going to lose. Like pretending to be a winner when you're just lying.
I said I’d beat him at chess, then I lost and he laughed at me.
I told her I’d get an A, then I got a D and she got an A.
I told my friend I’d win the race, then I tripped and he won.
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Making someone think they’re the best when they’re actually the worst. Like saying they’re a rockstar when they can’t even play an instrument.
I told my friend he was the best singer, then he sang and it sounded like a cat was screaming.
I said my dog was a master painter, then he just drew a mess on the wall.
I told my brother he was a magician, then he dropped all the cards.
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