G.D. points

I just called my math teacher a fat donkey. My G. D. points just went up.

When my brother said my sister's hair looked like a raccoon's nest, I got 10 G. D. points.

I yelled 'You're a flamingo in a snowstorm!' at my mom. My G. D. points are through the roof.

My G. D. points just exploded after I told my principal he smelled like old socks.

I cussed so loud my dog ran out of the house. I earned 5 G. D. points.

When my dad said my brother was 'the worst human ever,' he got a full G. D. point boost.

I called my history teacher a 'walking dictionary with no brains.' I got 3 G. D. points.

My G. D. points went up when I told my friend his haircut was 'the worst since the last ice age.'

I said my mom's cooking was 'the reason why dinosaurs died.' G. D. points earned.