G.B.U.M

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The biggest butt on a human being. Like a donut with a face and a mouth full of bad decisions.

My cousin’s G. B. U. M. could win a battle by itself.

I saw a guy’s G. B. U. M. and it looked like it had a side job as a pizza oven.

My dog barked at my brother’s G. B. U. M. and got in trouble.

The most annoying guy ever who talks too much and thinks he’s the best at everything, even when he’s clearly not.

My math teacher is a G. B. U. M. He talks for 45 minutes about how he got a B+ once.

My brother’s G. B. U. M. is so loud, my cat ran away.

My mom said my dad is a G. B. U. M. because he still thinks he’s cool.

The most muscular guy in the world. Like a superhero who only fights in the gym and eats pizza for breakfast.

My gym buddy is a G. B. U. M. He can lift a car and still do 100 push-ups.

My uncle’s G. B. U. M. is so big, he wears a hat for his head.

The G. B. U. M. at the park bench eats 5 burgers and still flexes.