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G. B. S. G time is when a gay boy turns a straight girl into a walking disaster with glitter and bad decisions. It’s like getting a makeover from a madman who thinks eyeliner is a weapon.
My gay friend gave me a full face of glitter and called it a 'war paint.' I look like a Christmas ornament that got hit by a truck.
He tried to make me a 'glamour queen' by putting blue eye shadow on my eyelids. Now I look like a confused alien.
He did my hair and called it 'a masterpiece.' It looks like a squirrel fell into a blender.