G'angelo

He told me he'd come back, then vanished like a fart in a windstorm.

She broke up with him after he cheated with her best friend and her mom.

He texted me 'I miss you' then asked me to send him a pizza.

He proposed to three girls at once and called it a group project.

He said he'd marry me, then asked me out on a second date.

He told me he'd never cheat, then did it with my sister.

He borrowed $500 and said he'd pay me back when he was rich.

He broke up with me because I didn't send him enough gifts.

He asked for my number, then blocked me when I said no.