Galussy

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Looks like a man but thinks like a f***ing dog that got kicked and still barks at the mailman.
He showed up to the fight with a sandwich and a attitude.
He cried when his mom said he was a disgrace.
He got mad because his coffee was too hot.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
2
Has the body of a man but the brain of a f***ing toddler who still believes in the tooth fairy.
He started a riot over a parking spot.
He threw a tantrum because his cereal was in the wrong bowl.
He cried when the WiFi went out.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
3
Looks tough but has the heart of a f***ing cow that got milk stolen.
He ran away when the boss came in.
He fainted at the sound of a vacuum.
He begged for mercy after one punch.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
4
Has the looks of a man but the mind of a f***ing rat that got trapped in a toilet.
He hid under the table during the meeting.
He screamed when he saw a spider.
He got scared of a loud noise.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
5
Looks like a man but acts like a f***ing baby who still wears diapers.
He cried when he lost the game.
He threw a fit because his pizza had peppers.
He cried when the cat looked at him funny.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
6
Looks like a man but has the soul of a f***ing chicken that got chased by a dog.
He ran out of the room when the lights went off.
He fainted when he saw a horror movie.
He screamed when the boss yelled at him.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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