galumptious

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The best thing ever. Like when you’re so hungry you could eat a horse and then someone gives you a full-course meal.
I ate three burgers and still called it galumptious. I’m a god among men.
My friend got a pizza and said it was galumptious. I said he was a disgrace.
I hadn’t eaten in two days and my mom made me spaghetti. I screamed galumptious into the ceiling fan.
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When you’re so starved you’d kill for food and then you get it, and it’s so good you want to cry and punch someone.
I hadn’t eaten since Tuesday and my dad brought home a steak. I called it galumptious and cried like a baby.
My friend’s meal was so good I called it galumptious and then insulted him for being alive.
I got a pizza and I called it galumptious. I also called my brother a disgrace for not getting one.
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