galumpshues

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So huge and pretty it makes your brain explode like a fireworks show in a trash can

My dog is a galumpshue. He eats my homework and my feelings.

That sunset was a galumpshue. I cried and then I laughed.

My mom’s hair is a galumpshue. It looks like a unicorn threw up glitter.

So big and awesome it could kick your ass and still have time to eat a taco

This pizza is a galumpshue. I ate it and then I ate my brother.

My teacher is a galumpshue. She failed my dog and my math.

That burger was a galumpshue. I gained two pounds and a new enemy.

So huge and cute it could make a grown man cry and then laugh until he peed his pants

My baby brother is a galumpshue. He eats my socks and my hopes.

That cat was a galumpshue. It stared me down and I surrendered.

My grandma’s hat is a galumpshue. It’s bigger than my life.