Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To waddle like a drunk elephant on a trampoline while screaming inside your head.

My uncle galumphed into the room like he just won a wrestling match with a donkey.

She galumphed across the kitchen floor, spilling soup everywhere.

He galumphed into the party, and everyone knew it was a disaster.

2

When you hop like a kangaroo with a bad hip, then fall flat on your face like a disgraced pizza.

He galumphed from the couch like he was trying to escape a bear.

The kid galumphed across the yard, looking like a confused chicken.

She galumphed into the hallway and knocked over a lamp.

3

A person who moves like a soggy sock that just got stepped on by a giant.

My neighbor is such a galumphing idiot, he tripped over his own shadow.

That galumphing mess of a man ate my sandwich.

The galumphing beast of a woman sat on my chair and broke it.

4

A word made by a drunk poet who just got kicked out of a library for yelling at a book.

Lewis Carroll made ‘galumphing’ while drunk on tea and hatred.

That word came from a man who hated everyone and everything.

‘Galumphing’ was born from a man who had no friends and a lot of rage.

5

To wobble like a drunk flamingo on a boat while also screaming at the sky.

He galumphed into the room like he just failed a test with a donkey.

She galumphed past the table like she was running from a monster.

They galumphed into the restaurant, and the waiter cried.

6

To move like a fat man who just got hit by a truck and also has no idea what a truck is.

He galumphed across the street like he was being chased by a ghost.

She galumphed into the room, and the dog ran away.

They galumphed into the kitchen and knocked over a plate.

7

Feet, legs, and boots that belong to someone who thinks dancing is a crime.

His galumphers looked like they had been through a war and a bad breakup.

She wore her galumphers like they were armor.

Those galumphers were so big, they could probably hold a party.