Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To shuffle along like a fat, drunk elephant on a bad day.

My uncle galumphated into the room like he just won a bet with a donkey.

She galumphated across the kitchen floor, knocking over a lamp and a very confused cat.

He tried to galumphate up the stairs, but ended up face-first in the hallway carpet.

2

A human who moves like they were born in a dumpster and raised by a raccoon.

My neighbor is a full-time galumphater and part-time trash can.

That kid galumphates like he’s been eating expired pizza for a month.

My grandma galumphates so hard, she once knocked over a full gallon of milk.

3

A weird creature who lives in the Midwest and smells like old socks and regret.

That galumphater at the mall smelled like my gym sock after a 3-day weekend.

My cousin’s galumphater friend lives in a house with 17 cats and one very angry toaster.

That galumphater walked in, and I knew I’d never live it down.

4

To waddle around like a baby kangaroo on a sugar rush.

He galumphed into the room like he was being chased by a swarm of bees.

She galumphed across the parking lot, leaving a trail of glitter and disappointment.

That kid galumphed so hard, he knocked over a whole row of soda machines.

5

To shuffle like a confused chicken who just got hit by a shopping cart.

He galumphed into the kitchen like he was being chased by a giant chicken.

She galumphed across the room, knocking over a lamp and my hopes for the future.

That kid galumphed so hard, he left a dent in the wall.

6

To hop around like a very angry crab who just got stepped on.

He galumphed around the room like he was fighting a very angry crab.

She galumphed across the floor, leaving a trail of chaos and broken legos.

That kid galumphed so hard, the entire house shook.

7

To stomp around like a very angry toddler who just got told no.

He galumphed into the room like he was being chased by a very angry toddler.

She galumphed across the kitchen, knocking over a plate of spaghetti and my hopes for dinner.

That kid galumphed so hard, he knocked over the entire family.