Galumpff

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A giant ugly frilly thing that dangles off your gross outfit like it’s ashamed to be there.
My aunt wore a galumpff so big it looked like it had its own personality.
That guy’s shirt had a galumpff that could’ve been a hat.
My dog ran away from a galumpff and didn’t come back.
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A flappy, frilly mess that hangs off your clothes like it’s trying to escape.
She had a galumpff so big it probably had its own zip code.
My brother’s pants had a galumpff that looked like it was crying.
That galumpff was so frilly, it had a middle name.
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A giant, flappy, ugly thing on your clothes that makes you look like a confused disco ball.
My grandma’s dress had a galumpff that looked like it had a life of its own.
He had a galumpff so big, it blocked the sun.
That galumpff was so big, it had its own Instagram.
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A huge, flappy, frilly thing that hangs off your clothes like it's mocking you.
My brother’s shirt had a galumpff that looked like it was on vacation.
That galumpff was so big, it had a front row seat to the show.
My mom’s outfit had a galumpff that could’ve been a curtain.
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A giant, frilly mess that hangs off your clothes like it was born to be ugly.
My uncle’s pants had a galumpff that looked like it had a bad day.
That galumpff was so frilly, it had a crush on every other frilly thing.
My sister’s dress had a galumpff that probably had its own personality.
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A huge, flappy, ugly thing that hangs from your clothes like it’s trying to take over your outfit.
His shirt had a galumpff that was trying to start a rebellion.
That galumpff was so big, it had a side job as a curtain.
My dad’s pants had a galumpff that looked like it was on strike.
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