galump

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To run like a fat man who just ate a whole pie and then tripped over his own stupid feet.

My cousin galumped into the kitchen and knocked over the entire cereal shelf.

He galumped through the park like he was trying to escape a giant, angry squirrel.

I saw my dog galump after a tennis ball and face-planted into the grass.

A loud, messy noise made by liquid that’s trying to get out of a bottle and just hates your life.

The soda galumped out of the bottle like it was yelling at me.

I opened the milk and it galumped like it was mad at me.

The juice galumped so hard it made my brother laugh.

The most delicious, sugary, sprinkle-covered treat that angels eat when they’re not busy being annoying.

My galump was so good it made my dog drool on the floor.

I ate a galump and it was like heaven came to my mouth.

My sister’s galump had so many sprinkles it looked like a rainbow exploded on top of it.