Galum

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Galums are wild as hell and will take you down with them if you mess with them. They’re the best friends you’ll ever have but don’t you dare call them by their name or they’ll swear at you for the rest of your life.
I tried to make fun of my friend Galum’s name and now I live in a tree.
My Galum friend threatened to burn my house down because I called her Galum.
I got a tattoo of my Galum’s face because she said she’d kill me if I didn’t.
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Galums are like a tornado in a candy store, they’ll eat you alive if you’re not careful. They love you to death but will curse your name if you ever say their name in public.
My Galum friend cursed my name when I said it in the cafeteria. I got a bad grade for it.
My Galum made me eat three pies and then told my mom about it.
I got a detention because my Galum started a food fight in the lunchroom.
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Galums are loud, crazy, and will do anything to make you laugh, even if it means getting you in trouble. They hate their name so much they’ll try to change it if you let them.
My Galum tried to change her name to ‘Chaos’ because I called her Galum in front of the whole class.
My Galum made me laugh so hard I fell out of my chair.
My Galum told my teacher I was sick just so we could skip class.
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