galugamesh

He drove by my house at 2 a. m. and shot a three-pointer while yelling at my dog.

His truck looks like a monster from a nightmare with that hoop stuck on it.

He challenged my dad to a game and won by throwing the ball with his bare foot.

He backed into my driveway and shot a free throw without even stopping.

He turned my soccer game into a basketball war.

He took a dump on my lawn and shot a layup while doing it.

He wore a hat that said ‘I hate gym class’ and shot a three-pointer while wearing it.

He drove through my mom’s garden and left a hole where the hoop hit.

He challenged my cousin to a game and won by kicking the ball into the hoop.