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a smug, horny idiot who hits on everything that moves and doesn’t care if you’re annoyed
He hit on my grandma and called her a hot mess.
He asked the vending machine if it wanted to go out.
He winked at my dog and said, 'You’re a good looker.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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a self-absorbed, perverted man who flirts with anything that breathes and thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread
He asked the barista if she wanted to start a love affair during her shift.
He hit on a fire hydrant and got fined.
He told my uncle he was a ‘10 out of 10’ and my uncle laughed in his face.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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a loud, obnoxious guy who can’t stop flirting with everything and everyone, even if they’re busy dying
He flirted with the mortician while my dad was in the coffin.
He hit on my math teacher during a test.
He asked the toilet if it wanted to be his soulmate.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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a cocky, dirty guy who hits on everything that blinks and thinks he’s the love of every person’s life
He asked my mom if she wanted to have a fling during her lunch break.
He hit on the mailbox and called it a ‘charming address.’
He told my brother he was a ‘dreamboat’ and my brother said, ‘You’re a nightmare.’
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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a proud, annoying man who flirts with anything that moves and thinks he’s the center of the universe
He hit on my neighbor’s cat and said it was a ‘divine creature.’
He asked the elevator if it wanted to be his date.
He told my teacher he was ‘smitten’ and my teacher gave him a D.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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