galtero

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A word so strong it makes your pants fall off and your mom cry. Mainly used for trombonists who sound like a dragon with a sore throat.
That trombonist was a galtero. I almost peed my pants.
My uncle said the band was a galtero. He was wrong. They were a galtero squared.
You're a galtero? I'm a galtero. We're both galteros. We're galtero twins.
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A word so loud it could wake the dead. Used for trombonists who play like they're fighting a bear with a chainsaw.
That trombonist was a galtero. I heard my grandma's ghost scream.
The band was a galtero. I think my dog ran away.
You're a galtero? I'm a galtero. We're galtero brothers. We're galtero legends.
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A word so bad it makes your face turn red and your enemies run away. Mainly used for trombonists who play like they're being tortured.
That trombonist was a galtero. My face turned red. My enemies ran away.
The band was a galtero. I was tortured. I almost died.
You're a galtero? I'm a galtero. We're galtero enemies. We're galtero torturers.
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A word so powerful it could make your lunch turn to ashes. Used for trombonists who play like they're on fire.
That trombonist was a galtero. My lunch turned to ashes. I cried.
The band was a galtero. I was on fire. I almost burned my house down.
You're a galtero? I'm a galtero. We're galtero ashes. We're galtero flames.
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A word so big it could crush your soul and your mom's soul. Mainly used for trombonists who play like they're screaming from the bottom of the ocean.
That trombonist was a galtero. My soul was crushed. My mom's soul was crushed.
The band was a galtero. I was screaming from the bottom of the ocean.
You're a galtero? I'm a galtero. We're galtero souls. We're galtero oceans.
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A word so messy it could make your hair fall out and your lunch look like a disaster. Used for trombonists who play like they're having a meltdown.
That trombonist was a galtero. My hair fell out. My lunch looked like a disaster.
The band was a galtero. I had a meltdown. I cried on the floor.
You're a galtero? I'm a galtero. We're galtero meltdowns. We're galtero disasters.
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