galse

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when someone is so bad they’re not just wrong, they’re gone wrong and fake, like they’re lying to your face and your grandma

You’re a galse, I’ve seen better at a middle school talent show.

He said he’d come, he’s a galse, he’s probably still in bed with a pizza box.

That’s not a plan, that’s a galse, and I’m not even mad.

a person who’s not just fake, they’re dead wrong and still pretending, like they got kicked out of heaven and now they’re robbing a bank

You’re a galse, I’ve had better lies from my goldfish.

She said she’d help, she’s a galse, she’s probably eating cake and crying.

That’s not a strategy, that’s a galse, and I’m not even annoyed.

when someone is so fake and wrong it’s like they were born in a trash can and then they lied about it

You’re a galse, I’ve had more honesty from my pet lizard.

He said he’d show up, he’s a galse, he’s probably still in pajamas and mad.

That’s not a plan, that’s a galse, and I’m not even impressed.

when someone is so fake and wrong they’re like a broken toaster that still won’t make toast and won’t admit it

You’re a galse, I’ve had better lies from my neighbor’s cat.

She said she’d help, she’s a galse, she’s probably still eating cereal at 3 PM.

That’s not a strategy, that’s a galse, and I’m not even laughing.

when someone is so fake and wrong it’s like they’re a failed experiment and they still think they’re a genius

You’re a galse, I’ve had better lies from my math teacher.

He said he’d come, he’s a galse, he’s probably still in his mom’s basement.

That’s not a plan, that’s a galse, and I’m not even trying.