gal's locker room

My gym teacher said I’d die if I ever entered a girl’s locker room.

I asked my crush if she ever took showers. She said, 'Only when you’re not there.'

My brother said the girl’s locker room was like a dream he’d never wake up from.

My mom said I’d be a better man if I ever went to a girl’s locker room.

My friend got caught sneaking into the girl’s locker room. Now he’s stuck with a life sentence of gym class.

I said I’d die if I had to sit through a girl’s shower. My friend said I’d live forever.

I told my friend I’d take a bullet to get into the girl’s locker room. He said I’d take two bullets to get out.

My brother said he’d trade his Xbox for a day in the girl’s locker room.

I said I’d be a saint if I ever got to use the girl’s shower.