Galpern

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a sneaky worm who follows you like a lost puppy and screams Smlax in your face like it’s the end of the world

My Galpern followed me to the bathroom and yelled Smlax in the toilet.

He showed up at my house in pajamas just to say Smlax.

He texted me 17 times in one minute and said Smlax every time.

when you become a walking trash can of creepy vibes and Smlax energy

I saw him in the hallway and he just stared at me like I owed him money.

He stood behind me in class and whispered Smlax in my ear.

He showed up at my concert and screamed Smlax louder than the band.

the act of following someone like a lost dog and yelling Smlax until they beg for mercy

He followed me to the store and yelled Smlax in the cereal aisle.

He showed up at my house in the middle of the night just to say Smlax.

He texted me during math class and said Smlax 20 times in a row.