galotto

My galotto only eats a salad for lunch and calls it a feast.

That galotto skipped breakfast and still got an A on the test.

I saw my galotto in the hallway and thought it was a ghost.

My galotto wore a hoodie in July and still looked like a skeleton.

That galotto ate one bite of pizza and left the rest on the table.

I asked my galotto if they were sick and they said, 'No, I’m just saving energy.'

My galotto tried to buy a burger and only had enough for a side of fries.

That galotto got a perfect score on the test and still didn’t have lunch money.

I asked my galotto if they wanted lunch and they said, 'I’d rather solve a math problem.'

My galotto skipped dinner and still aced the quiz.

That galotto eats so little they look like they haven’t eaten in weeks.

I asked my galotto if they wanted a snack and they said, 'I don’t need food, I need knowledge.'

My galotto got an A+ on the test and still asked for seconds.

That galotto eats like a beast but still gets straight A’s.

I saw my galotto eat a whole pizza and still got an A on the test.