galot

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A shout used when someone says something so stupid it makes your brain hurt.
Galot! He just tried to explain how the internet works with a toaster.
Galot! She said the moon is made of cheese and that's why it shines.
Galot! He thinks gravity is just a myth started by old people.
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You yell it when someone does something so dumb it could wake the dead.
Galot! He tried to fight a robot with a spoon.
Galot! She said she can fly just by flapping her arms.
Galot! He thinks the president is a wizard who controls the weather.
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You say it when someone says something so bad it deserves a curse from a witch.
Galot! He tried to text his mom with a fork.
Galot! She said she can time travel by eating cereal backwards.
Galot! He thinks the sun is just a giant firefly.
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You use it when someone does something so silly it could make a donkey laugh.
Galot! He tried to win a fight by shouting at a tree.
Galot! She said she can talk to cats and they tell her secrets.
Galot! He thinks the ocean is just a big puddle.
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You yell it when someone does something so weird it should be illegal.
Galot! He tried to solve a murder by dancing.
Galot! She said she can read minds by eating cookies.
Galot! He thinks the sky is just a giant blanket.
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