galoshed

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1
Drinking until you're a blubbering mess and acting like a drunk kid on a sugar high.
I drank 12 beers and now I'm yelling at the ceiling.
He galoshed at the bar and tried to dance on a table.
She galoshed so hard she threw up on a cop.
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1. Rubber boots you wear when you're too lazy to put on real shoes. 2. A used condom. 3. Rapping at the bus stop like you're trying to impress a group of teenagers.
My galoshes are from the 80s and they smell like old socks.
He tried to use a galosh as a hat and failed.
She rapped at the bus stop and got a standing ovation.
3
Tall rubber boots that look like they were made by a fat kid who hates math.
My galoshes are so big they look like they belong to a giant.
He wore his galoshes to work and everyone laughed.
She stepped in a puddle and her galoshes made a noise like a whale.
4
When you take old galoshes from a dead person and sell them in a store like they're a treasure.
They galoshed my grandpa and sold his boots for $20.
She galoshed her uncle and he was still dead.
He galoshed his mom and she was still in the closet.
5
Another name for glasses, but way more awesome and sometimes used to stare down people who annoy you.
He wears his galoshes to look cool at school.
She used her galoshes to see the board better.
He threw his galoshes at the teacher.
6
A rubber thing you wear to stop a greasy skank from getting you pregnant and also to stop crotch crickets.
He used a galosh to stop the skank from getting pregnant.
She put on a galosh and ran away from the greasy skank.
He had crotch crickets and used a galosh to stop them.
7
Being so shocked you might actually pass out or turn brown from embarrassment.
He saw a spider and turned brown from shock.
She was so shocked she fainted.
He got browned from seeing his ex at the grocery store.
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