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The amount of junk food you eat with your bestie when you’re supposed to be on a diet, like when you’re drunk at 2 a. m. eating McDonald’s like it’s your last meal.
I ate 4 fries and a milkshake. My diet is dead.
Wine, pedicures, and a cheeseburger at 1 a. m., that’s my girls night out.
I promised myself I wouldn’t eat the whole pizza. I lied.