galorean

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The top dog in the caste system, the kind of person every jutt sikh wishes they were, even if they’re too drunk to realize it.
My cousin got a job as a galorean and now thinks he’s better than my uncle’s pet goat.
I asked my teacher why I failed math and she said, 'Because you’re not a galorean.'
My dad said, 'If I were a galorean, I’d be rich and never drink beer.'
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A group of Indians who can’t hold their alcohol, they’re lower than raj pute and higher than a sad pizza.
At the party, the galoreans were screaming like they had been hit by a bus.
My aunt tried to drink and ended up crying in the hallway.
My cousin’s friend fell off the couch and said, 'I’m not a galorean, I’m a ghost.'
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A caste of Indians that are barely better than pigs, but worse than cows, and they flap their arms like they’re trying to fly while they waste money and stink like a landfill.
My uncle flapped his arms like a chicken and said, 'I’m a galorean, I’m special.'
At the wedding, the galoreans wasted all the money on glitter and took a taxi home.
My mom said, 'If I were a galorean, I’d have a better life and a better smell.'
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