Galoptic

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A brainless doofus who thinks they're helping, but they're just making everything worse.

'I brought you a sandwich!' he yelled. It was ketchup and mayonnaise. I cried.

'She tried to fix my phone. Now it’s broken and so is my life.'

'He said he’d help me move. He just sat on my couch and ate my chips.'

So big and round it looks like it was hit by a truck and a pizza.

That thing is bigger than my uncle’s head after he had a beer.

The man walked in like a beach ball wearing pants.

I swear that melon is so big it has its own zip code.