Galoppy

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A giant mess of a baby that looks like it was thrown out of a spaceship and landed on a plate.
My cousin’s galoppy looked like it had been hit by a meteor and still had energy to scream.
The nurse said the baby was a galoppy and had the face of a man who just got fired.
My mom’s galoppy was so big, it almost broke the hospital bed.
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A dinner so bad it could make a dog cry and a cat run away screaming.
My dad’s galoppy dinner was so bad, my dog threw up on the floor.
The galoppy was just a burnt noodle and ketchup. I don’t know why it was called a meal.
My friend’s galoppy was so bad, even the ghosts in the house refused to eat it.
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