galopagus

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A thing so big it makes your brain hurt and your pants feel like they're on fire.

My uncle’s gut is a galopagus. I’ve seen it eat a whole pizza by itself.

That mountain is a galopagus. I’d rather climb a wall of swear words.

My mom’s laugh is a galopagus. It shook the entire house like a thunderclap.

Something so huge it might as well be a monster that lives under your bed and eats your socks.

That burger was a galopagus. I thought I was going to die from eating it.

The amount of homework I got was a galopagus. I’ve considered moving to a different dimension.

His ego is a galopagus. It’s the size of a small island.

A thing so big it could probably beat up your dad and still have time to take a nap.

That truck is a galopagus. It blocked the whole road like it was on a mission from the devil.

The amount of snacks I ate was a galopagus. I think I gained a whole new friend.

His forehead is a galopagus. It looks like it could knock out a whole army.

A thing so huge it might as well be a spaceship that came to take you to the planet of swear words.

That cake was a galopagus. I think it had a secret life as a superhero.

The amount of time he spent on his phone was a galopagus. I’ve lost count of my own life.

Her eyelashes are a galopagus. They’re so long they could be used as ladders.