galopagoose

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Your head is so big and round it looks like a goose egg got stuck on your forehead and your ass is so big it could double as a couch.
My cousin has a galopagoose. I tried to sit on it and it gave me a backache.
She walks into a room like a goose egg with a fanny pack.
He’s got a galopagoose and a face that could scare a goose.
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Your head is as big as a goose egg and your ass is so wide it could be a billboard.
My friend’s head is so big it could be a goose egg and his ass is a whole town.
She’s got a galopagoose and a face that looks like it was painted by a drunk goose.
He walks in like a goose egg with a fanny that could hold a whole family.
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You look like a goose egg got stuck on your head and your ass is so big it could be a new species.
My brother has a galopagoose and it’s so big I think it’s gonna fall off.
She’s got a head like a goose egg and an ass like a whole goose flock.
He walks in like a goose egg with a fanny that could make a goose jealous.
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