Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A lumpy, twisted, ugly mess who looks like he was hit by a truck and then stepped on by a giant.

Bro, you're like a galoopy. I've seen uglier meat in the garbage.

This guy is so galoopy, I think he was born in a dumpster.

Galoopy is the only word I use to describe my cousin's face.

2

This guy is a walking legend, 7'3" and has more kids than a Walmart on Black Friday. He’s like a god, but also a bit of a clown.

Galoopis is so tall, he could probably play basketball with a giraffe.

He has 2,000 kids and still has time to make us laugh? That’s not normal.

He’s like the godfather of the family, but also the reason why we all got a headache.

3

The sexiest man on Earth, he’s got women and men throwing themselves at him like he’s a buffet.

That guy is so hot, I think he could make a fridge jealous.

He’s like a magnet for love, and it’s not even fair.

He’s the reason why my crush is now my ex.

4

The face of beauty, he’s like a god who decided to come down and shine on us mortals.

He’s so handsome, I think he’s part angel.

He walks in and everyone else becomes invisible.

He’s the reason why I now have a complex.

5

This man never misses a beat, he’s like a machine and also a walking W.

He never misses, he’s like a superhero with a W.

He’s the reason why I’m still single and jealous.

He’s like a god who never sleeps, and also never fails.

6

A tall, white, blonde man who looks like he stepped out of a fairy tale, but also a bit of a tool.

That guy is so white and blonde, he looks like he was born in a snowstorm.

He’s like a prince, but also a little bit annoying.

He’s the reason I now have a crush and also a headache.

7

Another tall, white, blonde man, like the first one but with more ego and less sense.

He’s the same as the other one, but with more ego and less brain.

He’s like a twin, but with more attitude and less sense.

He looks like a model, but also like he was raised by a rock.