Galooper

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A weak, broken old man who can barely walk without falling on his face.

That old guy in the park who tripped over his own feet again.

My grandpa who can't even lift his coffee cup without help.

The man who tried to chase a cat and fell into a ditch.

A tall, annoying person who usually keeps quiet but says the dumbest things when they do talk.

That tall guy in class who said, 'Fucking galoope' when the teacher stepped on his foot.

My cousin who called the basketball player a 'fucking galoope' after he blocked his shot.

The girl who said, 'Fucking galoope' when the principal walked into her lunch.

When you eat something so fast it feels like you're drinking it through your nose.

He drank his soda so fast it looked like he was sucking through a straw.

She gulped down her pizza like it was the last piece on Earth.

He sucked his ice cream so fast it came out his ears.

When someone poops in your nose and it shoots out like a rocket.

He pooped in my nose and it blasted out like a rocket.

She shoved a poop in my nostril and it came flying out.

He did the nastiest galoope ever and hit me in the face.