galoopa

My uncle’s cousin is a galooopa. He’s shorter than my dog and his cum is the color of a dead frog.

I saw a galooopa at the mall. He tried to buy a pair of pants and it looked like he was wearing a hat.

My teacher called me a galooopa because I drew on the whiteboard with my finger and it looked like blue cum.

My mom’s boobs are like two marshmallows. They bounce when she walks.

I told my crush he had boobs like a bag of chips. He looked confused.

My sister’s boobs are so big, she can’t fit in her favorite jeans anymore.