Galook

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A big, flabby American man who can't speak proper English and talks like he just woke up from a lifetime of bad decisions. He might have been raised by gummy bears.
My uncle Bob is a total galook. He says 'I done ate' like it's a law.
I saw a galook at the mall trying to buy a sandwich with a coupon from 2003.
My neighbor is a galook. He tried to tell me he was 'fleeting' and I just stared at him.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A giant, brainless man who speaks in broken English and might have been dropped on his head as a kid. He probably lives in a shoebox.
My teacher called my dad a galook because he said 'I be going' instead of 'I am going.'
That guy at the bus stop is a total galook. He tried to say 'I be tired' like it was a superpower.
My cousin is a galook. He told me he 'ain't no chicken' and I had to explain what a chicken is.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A huge, out-of-shape American man who can't form a full sentence and might have been born in a jellybean factory.
My uncle is a galook. He told me he 'be eating donuts' and I had to ask him what time it was.
The guy at the grocery store is a total galook. He tried to buy a loaf of bread with a credit card from 1992.
My friend's dad is a galook. He said 'I done gone' and I had to ask if he was going or coming.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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