Galoof

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A galoof is a total waste of space. They stumble like a drunk walrus and make everything they touch fall apart.
My cousin is a galoof. He tripped over his own shoelace and knocked over a whole shelf.
That guy in the gym is a galoof. He tried to do a push-up and fell flat on his face.
My math teacher is a galoof. He dropped his chalk and it took him ten minutes to pick it up.
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A galoof is like a giant goofball who thinks they’re tough. They’re just big and dumb.
My brother is a galoof. He tried to lift a couch and it fell on him.
That kid in my class is a galoof. He ate a whole pizza and then tried to run and fell over.
My neighbor is a galoof. He tried to mow the lawn and ended up in the neighbor’s yard.
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A galoof is a kid who’s built like a mountain and moves like a sleepy sloth. They eat everything in sight and never stop.
That kid in the cafeteria is a galoof. He ate ten sandwiches and still wanted more.
My friend is a galoof. He tried to run and tripped over his own feet.
That guy in the hallway is a galoof. He ate a whole cake and it came out of his nose.
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A galoof is a wet, tight hole that wants a stick in it. It’s gross and desperate.
My sister’s friend is a galoof. She said she had to take a shower just to get rid of the smell.
That girl in my class is a galoof. She tried to kiss someone and it looked like a disaster.
My mom said I was a galoof. She said I was wet and tight and needed a stick.
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