galoobaloop

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when your brain is so empty it feels like a toilet and you just sit there like a dumbass

Yo, I opened my mouth and nothing came out. Just silence. Like I was a fish out of water but also a broken toaster.

I was about to say something smart. Then I heard my own voice and it sounded like a goat with a cold.

I tried to explain my feelings. All that came out was a grunt and a side eye.

when you had the perfect word in your head but it vanished like a fart in a hurricane

I had the best comeback. Then I blinked and it was gone. Like I lost my keys in a snowstorm.

I was about to drop the mic. Then I forgot what I was going to say. Classic.

I had the perfect insult. Then I tripped over my own feet and it died with me.

when your brain decides to play hide and seek and you're just left with a blank stare and a bunch of swear words

I opened my mouth to yell at my brother. All I could do was stare at him like he had stolen my lunch money.

I was about to say something cool. My brain said 'nope' and left me with a confused face.

I was going to make a joke. Then my brain went on vacation and I was stuck with a blank stare.