Galooba

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A smelly little blue monster that hates baths and loves making your life a mess. It has no arms, a body like a squished pear, and a single eye that glares at you like you owe it money.

I saw Galooba in my closet again. It’s been eating my socks and my dignity.

Galooba came to my room last night. I think it peed on my math homework.

My mom says Galooba lives in my bedroom because I forgot to brush my teeth.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The absolute best human ever. We only knew each other for a month and he already became my best friend. If he ever leaves, I’ll cry in the hallway like a baby.

Ron is the best friend. He’s like my brother. I don’t even know why I’m saying this.

I’ll miss you, Ron. You’re the best. I’ll probably text you 10 times a day.

Ron was my best friend. He made me laugh every day. I’m gonna miss that.

by Slangipedia 14d ago