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A hot guy who’ll sleep with anyone and everyone, even your grandma
He came to my house and slept with my mom and my dog.
He asked my teacher out and she said yes.
He tried to sleep with my cat and it hissed at him.
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A man so hot he’ll make your ex cry and your mom blush
He texted my ex and she started crying in the bathroom.
He came to my mom’s work and she turned red.
He asked my dad out and my dad said no.
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A guy who’ll bang every person on Earth and then ask for a raise
He slept with my principal and got a raise.
He asked my brother out and my brother said yes.
He came to my school and slept with the principal’s dog.
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