Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Go crawl back to your mom’s couch and stop annoying me.

Galolahere, I’m trying to sleep here.

Galolahere, you’re louder than my ex’s playlist.

Galolahere, I swear I’ll throw you out the window.

2

You’re like a broken toaster, just keep getting louder and worse.

Galolahere, I can’t hear my own thoughts.

Galolahere, I’m starting to believe you’re a ghost.

Galolahere, I’m going to need a drink just to survive this.

3

If you don’t leave, I’m going to feed you to my cat.

Galolahere, my cat’s staring at you like you’re a snack.

Galolahere, I’m not joking, the cat’s hungry.

Galolahere, you’re the snack now.

4

You’re louder than my alarm clock and twice as annoying.

Galolahere, my brain’s shutting down.

Galolahere, I need a vacation from you.

Galolahere, I’m going to start talking to my plants instead.

5

If you don’t shut up, I’ll throw your face into a blender.

Galolahere, I’m halfway to a blender right now.

Galolahere, I can already see your smoothie.

Galolahere, I’m going to need a mop for this mess.

6

You’re like a screaming toddler who’s also on a sugar high.

Galolahere, I’m going to need a nap after this.

Galolahere, my coffee’s not strong enough for you.

Galolahere, I’m going to start crying.