galokie

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It’s the word you use when you’re too lazy to pick a real one. It can mean getting drunk, getting laid, or just being a smelly mess.
Galokie, I just ate a whole pizza and my socks are still on from yesterday.
Galokie, I’m gonna pass out in your living room again.
Galokie, I didn’t even brush my teeth before I came here.
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It’s the excuse you give when you’ve done everything wrong but still expect to win.
Galokie, I got 100% on the test, I swear.
Galokie, I didn’t cheat, I just got lucky.
Galokie, my dog bit my teacher and now I’m the hero.
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It’s the magic word that makes everything better, even if it’s just you yelling it in the shower.
Galokie, I just turned my mom’s hair pink.
Galokie, I ate my homework and it didn’t even complain.
Galokie, I passed the test and I didn’t even study.
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It’s the word you use when you can’t think of anything else and you just want people to stop asking you what it means.
Galokie, I just got kicked out of the store again.
Galokie, I’m not lying, I just forgot my name.
Galokie, I just ate the last slice of pizza and I don’t care.
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It’s the word that shows you’re either too dumb or too cool to use real words.
Galokie, I just broke my mom’s favorite lamp.
Galokie, I just got a 100% on the test and I didn’t even try.
Galokie, I just said something stupid in front of the whole class.
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