galmagalmagalm

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Galmagalmagalm is when some guy from the middle east comes in and talks like he's the king of all the stupid stuff. He uses words that sound like he's been smoking turkeys and Israel for 20 years.
'I am the prophet of the sandwich and the god of the coffee.'
'Your mom is a donut and your dad is a croissant.'
'I eat pizza with my hands and my enemies with my teeth.'
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Galmagalmagalm is like when a guy from the middle east starts talking nonsense and you're not sure if he's drunk on tea or just plain dumb.
'The desert is my friend and the sandwich is my brother.'
'I fight with donuts and I win every time.'
'Your brain is a donut and it's been fried.'
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Galmagalmagalm is when someone from the middle east talks so loud and stupid that it feels like they're trying to break the internet with their mouth.
'I am the loud king of the sandwich and I have 1000 donuts.'
'Your mom is a donut and your dad is a donut and your brother is a donut.'
'I eat pizza and I eat donuts and I eat your brain.'
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Galmagalmagalm is like a guy from the middle east who thinks he's a superhero, but his powers are just being loud and saying nonsense.
'I am the sandwich hero and I fight with donuts.'
'Your brain is a donut and it's been fried by my loudness.'
'I am the god of the coffee and I have 1000 donuts.'
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Galmagalmagalm is when someone from the middle east starts talking like they're the boss of everything, even donuts and coffee.
'I am the boss of the donut and the coffee and the sandwich.'
'Your brain is a donut and your mom is a donut.'
'I eat pizza and I eat your brain and I eat your dad.'
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