Gallybagger

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A gallybagger is someone so hideous they look like they were hit by a truck and then stepped on by a donkey. You'd rather fight a dragon than look at them.
My cousin is a gallybagger. He has a face like a rotten potato.
That girl in my math class is a gallybagger. She looks like she came out of a sewer.
My teacher called my friend a gallybagger after he wore socks with sandals.
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A gallybagger is someone so weird and ugly they make your brain short-circuit. They’re like a monster that fell into a paint bucket and got a face full of glitter.
My neighbor is a gallybagger. He wears a hat made of socks.
My dog ran away from a gallybagger. It was that bad.
My mom said my brother was a gallybagger after he wore a chicken suit to school.
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A gallybagger is someone so gross and strange they could make a vampire throw up. They’re like a failed experiment in a science class.
My friend's uncle is a gallybagger. He has a beard made of hair and spaghetti.
I saw a gallybagger on the bus. It looked like a zombie wore a clown costume.
My dad called my teacher a gallybagger because she wore socks with a skirt.
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A gallybagger is someone so bizarre and ugly they could scare a ghost. They’re like a walking disaster with a bad attitude.
My little brother is a gallybagger. He wears a shirt inside out and backwards.
I saw a gallybagger at the mall. It had three eyes and a nose on its elbow.
My grandma called my cousin a gallybagger after he wore a hat made of socks and a scarf.
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A gallybagger is someone so ugly and weird they could make a witch cry. They’re like a broken robot that got hit by a pizza.
My neighbor’s cat is a gallybagger. It has a hat on its head and a sock on its foot.
I saw a gallybagger at the park. It had a face like a raccoon wearing a mask.
My teacher called my friend a gallybagger because he wore a shirt inside out.
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