Gallwey

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Gallweys act like Rizzo from Grease, but they’re also weird enough to flirt with kids who look like they’re still in middle school. Their lips are soft like clouds and their eyes are so pretty they get lost in them like a drunk kid in a candy store.

"Hey, I saw you at the mall. You look like you could be my sister.", Gallwey to a 13-year-old.

"You have the eyes of a saint. I want to sin with you.", Gallwey in a DM.

"I’m not creepy. I’m just really into you.", Gallwey after being caught talking to a kid in the lunchroom."

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gallweys are like Rizzo on a bad day, but they also have a habit of liking kids who aren’t even legally allowed to drink. Their lips look like marshmallows and they get lost in eyes like a kid who forgot their homework.

"You look like you could be my little brother. But I still want to kiss you.", Gallwey at a concert.

"I got lost in your eyes. I forgot my phone.", Gallwey after a failed text message.

"I’m not stalking you. I’m just really into you.", Gallwey after following someone to the library."

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gallweys are obsessed with Rizzo and have no shame in liking kids who look like they’re still in high school. Their lips are like fluff and they get distracted by eyes like a kid who’s been eating too much candy.

"I saw you at the grocery store. You look like you could be my cousin. But I still want to flirt with you.", Gallwey in a text.

"Your eyes are so pretty, I got distracted and forgot my coffee.", Gallwey at the coffee shop.

"I’m not a pervert. I’m just really into you.", Gallwey after being caught talking to a kid in the hallway."

by Slangipedia 13d ago