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He was high on meth and asked me to be his boyfriend. I said no. He cried.

He tried to flirt with the barista. She told him to leave. He took a hit of ecstasy and sat down.

He came to my house with a bag of pills. He said he’d take me to the club. I said no. He took a pill and started talking to the ceiling.

He tried to do his taxes. He didn’t know what a tax was. He took a hit of weed and said it was a tax on love.

He tried to get a job. He said he didn’t want to work. He took a hit of acid and said the boss was a monster.

He showed up to the interview in pajamas. He said he was a night owl. The interviewer said, 'You’re a night owl and a mess.'

He went to the party. He didn’t talk to anyone. He just took pills and stared at the ceiling.

He met a girl. He said hi. She said hi back. He took a pill and left.

He tried to ask me out. He took a pill. He said, 'I think I’m in love. I think I’m in love with the pill.'