Galluzi

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A dirty-talking Italian Gypsy who wrote a stupid song called "Ode to the Albanian" and got thrown out of the church for not believing in the stupid two-headed eagle god. She’s obsessed with Toni, a big shot in the mob who probably has a bullet in his back for her.
"You call that an ode? I could write a better song in my sleep and it would be about your mom."
"I don’t believe in that eagle god. I believe in my own luck and my own stupidity."
"Toni’s my main man. If he doesn’t take me back, I’ll steal his wife."
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A smelly Italian Gypsy who wrote a bad song about Albania and got excommunicated because she doesn’t believe in the stupid eagle god. She’s got a crush on Toni, a mob guy who probably hates her guts.
"That eagle god? Please. I’ve seen gods that look worse than that."
"Toni’s hot. He’s also got a bullet in his back. I don’t care."
"My song is legendary. You’re just jealous."
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An Italian Gypsy with a bad attitude who wrote a lousy song called "Ode to the Albanian" and got kicked out of the church for not believing in the stupid eagle god. She’s got the hots for Toni, a mob boss who probably wants her dead.
"I don’t need no eagle god. I’ve got my own power."
"Toni’s the best. Even if he does have a bullet in his back."
"That song? I wrote it in my sleep. You’re just envious."
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