Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Getting absolutely wrecked by Robert Gallup, the famous illusionist who makes you think you’re winning, then smacks you in the face with a bag of dicks.

I got Galluped when he turned my $200 into a cockroach and a half-eaten burrito.

He Galluped me in front of my crush and my mom.

I tried to outsmart Gallup and ended up paying for his dentures.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

2

You had the perfect chance to kill something tiny, but you chickened out because you’re a total noob and still wearing your pajamas.

I had the chance to slay a bitty, but I chickened out and got Galluped instead.

I saw the bitty, I had the slay, but I was too scared to do it.

I was Galluped because I forgot my slaying gloves.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

3

A town so bad it smells like a dead raccoon wearing a gas mask and living in a sewer.

That New Mexico town is a Galluped-level shithole.

I got Galluped when I moved there and my dog ran away.

The town is so bad, even the trash is tired of it.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

4

Spoiling someone’s favorite movie by telling them the ending before they even get to the good part.

My friend told me the ending of the movie and I got Galluped.

I spilled the beans on the movie and my whole class got Galluped.

I ruined my brother’s movie and he called me a Gallup.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

5

A bassist who got kicked out of a band, then begged his way back in, and now he’s stuck there forever.

He got kicked out, begged back in, and now he’s stuck with the band forever.

He was replaced once, but he’s back and not leaving again.

He fought with the lead singer, got kicked out, then came back and stayed.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

6

A bassist with a cool haircut who makes the music good and also looks like a god.

He’s the bassist with the best hair and the best music.

He’s like a god with a bass and a hairdo.

That guy’s got a cool haircut and a cool job.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

7

A fancy word for a sexual move. He’s so good-looking, he could make a goat jealous.

He’s a man trap, a goat lover, and a total legend.

He looks like a god, and he’s good in bed too.

That guy’s a man trap, a goat’s worst enemy, and a legend.

by Slangipedia 12d ago