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Getting the chance to kill any little guy but then getting butt-fucked because you're a total noob and still a virgin
I had a 100% chance to slaughter that tiny kid, but I messed up and got called a noob virgin.
I got the chance to kill the little guy, but I messed up and got called a noob virgin.
I had the chance to kill the tiny kid, but I messed up and got called a noob virgin.
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A stinking town in New Mexico that smells like old socks and regret
That town in New Mexico is the worst place ever. It smells like old socks and regret.
New Mexico has this one town that smells like old socks and regret.
That stinking town in New Mexico is the worst place I've ever been.
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Spoiling a movie for someone by telling them the ending before they even get to watch it
I told my friend the ending of the movie before he even watched it. That's called gallup.
I spoiled the movie for my friend by telling him the ending before it even started.
I ruined the movie for my friend by telling him the ending before he even got to watch it.
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Getting totally fucked over by that famous illusionist Robert Gallup, who's a total magician and a pain in the ass
Robert Gallup totally screwed me over. He's a magician and a pain in the ass.
That internationally known illusionist Robert Gallup gave me the worst time ever.
I got completely fucked over by Robert Gallup, that magician and pain in the ass.
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The bassist of the Cure. Robert Smith's best friend. Kicked out in '82, had a huge fight at the pub, then came back in '85 to make The Head On The Door and hasn't been kicked out since.
He's the bassist of the Cure and Robert Smith's best friend. Kicked out in '82, had a fight at the pub, came back in '85.
That bassist of the Cure was kicked out in '82, had a huge fight at the pub, and came back in '85.
He was the bassist of the Cure. Kicked out in '82, fought at the pub, came back in '85.
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Awesome bassist of the Cure. Has awesome hair. Looks like a total god.
That bassist of the Cure is awesome. Has awesome hair. Looks like a total god.
The Cure's bassist is awesome. Hair is awesome. Looks like a total god.
That bassist for the Cure is awesome. Got awesome hair. Looks like a total god.
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A sexual act. A total man trap. Looks like a goat. Super fine.
That sexual act was a total man trap. Looks like a goat. Super fine.
A man trap. Looks like a goat. Super fine. That sexual act was awesome.
That sexual act was a man trap. Looks like a goat. Super fine.
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