gallump

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The loud, crazy screeching your cats do when they think they're in a race against a ghost and also want to eat your face.

My cat just did the gallump because he saw a spider and thought it was a threat.

The gallump started at 2 a. m. and I'm still not awake.

My cat did the gallump and knocked over my cereal. I'm gonna kill it.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A bunch of horses that are either high on magic beans or just really angry about something.

The gallump ran into the field like they were trying to escape a giant robot.

The gallump was so loud, the cows got scared.

The gallump came out of nowhere and trampled my dog.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

That weird, drunk feeling you get when you’re in a room full of old people smoking weed and you think you’re a wild animal instead of a confused adult.

I did the gallump at the retirement home and tried to flirt with a man who looked like my grandpa.

After the gallump, I thought I was a tiger and tried to roar at the TV.

I did the gallump and told my mom I was a cougar. She laughed and said I was a mess.

by Slangipedia 3d ago