gallstone

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A giant rock fired from your gut like a cannonball when you eat too much junk food and regret it instantly

My dad's gallstone was so big, it blocked the plumbing and he had to go to the ER in a wheelchair.

I had a gallstone the size of a baseball, and it was like having a brick in my stomach.

My mom's gallstone was so bad, the doctor had to use a laser to blow it up.

A stone that grows in your bladder and decides when it's going to leave or cause you to scream like a banshee

My gallstone came out during a yoga class and I had to leave mid-pose.

I passed a gallstone in the middle of a meeting and my boss thought I was having a breakdown.

My gallstone came out while I was eating a taco, and it was the worst thing ever.

A rock so stubborn it won't leave your body unless you blast it with sound or let it out through your peenie like a cursed bean

I had to get an ultrasound to get rid of my gallstone, and it was like getting a facial from a robot.

My doctor told me to either let my gallstone out or get it zapped with sound, and I chose the sound.

My gallstone was so annoying, I had to let it out through my peenie like it was a tiny alien.