Galls

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A fat man's testicles, but bigger and more smelly.
"Man, that guy's galls reek like a dead goat in a sauna!"
"He ate three pizzas and his galls got bigger than his brain."
"His galls are so big, they're gonna pop like a piñata at a kid's birthday party."
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The only good thing humans have and aliens don't. Basically, boobs.
"Aliens took over Earth, but they didn't take my galls!"
"My galls are the only thing keeping me from crying during this boring movie."
"Aliens have no galls. That's why they're still aliens."
3
The nerve to do something stupid. Like having the guts to be a fool.
"He had the gall to laugh at my terrible joke!"
"She had the gall to leave me for a guy who wears socks with sandals."
"He had the gall to eat my last taco."
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When someone has balls, but also has the nerve to be a fool at the same time.
"He’s got galls like a superhero and the nerve of a kid."
"She's got galls and she's not afraid to show them off."
"That guy has galls and he's using them to win a dance competition."
5
A sweaty, smelly way of peeling skin off your balls. It hurts like heck.
"He did the galls ritual and it looked like he had been tortured by a chicken."
"I tried the galls thing and now my balls are sore like a dog that ran through a fence."
"My galls ritual went so bad, my neighbor called the cops."
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A green, leafy drug that makes you forget your problems and your life.
"I smoked galls and forgot my mom’s birthday."
"He’s been high on galls for a week and still can’t find his shoes."
"She eats galls like it’s a religion."
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When someone is so annoying, it’s like they’re making you eat hot soup for dinner.
"That kid is so galling, I want to punch him in the face."
"Her galling attitude is making me want to quit my job."
"He’s so galling, even the dog is ignoring him."
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